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Lucky Cactus Co.

Smells Like MF'ing CFP In This Bitch Candle

Smells Like MF'ing CFP In This Bitch Candle

Regular price $19.00 USD
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They survived the CFP exam, and this candle is the only socially acceptable way to say "you absolute legend" to someone's face.

Every Lucky Cactus Co. candle ships in a branded gift box at no extra charge. No hunting for wrapping paper, no explaining yourself at the register — just order, and it arrives ready to give.

Choose the scent that fits them best:
🌙 After Hours — lavender and geranium cut through warm mahogany and cedarwood. The one for people who have good taste and know it.
🍓 Bourbon Strawberry — warm and unexpected, sweet with just enough edge.
🌊 Malibu Coast — sea salt, citrus, and coconut with a driftwood finish. Smells like the last day of a trip you didn't want to end.
🥥 Mahogany Coconut — bright citrus up top, then coconut and warm sandalwood settle in. Tropical without trying too hard.
🥭 Mango + Cream — ripe mango and pineapple over creamy vanilla and musk. Summer in a jar, no sunscreen required.
📚 Midnight Library — rosewood and worn leather over cedar, dark tonka, and sandalwood. For the one who considers a quiet night with a good book a perfect evening.
🌸 Petal & Suede — apple, rose, and jasmine with a suede and patchouli base. Soft, floral, and a little addictive.
🌿 Sage & Sandalwood — bergamot and sage over warm sandalwood and patchouli, for the one who deserves to exhale.

Hand-poured in small batches in Henderson, NV — tested obsessively, because a real person made this.

🌵 9oz hand-poured soy wax candle
🌵 Lead-free cotton wick
🌵 Phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrance oils
🌵 California Prop 65 compliant
🌵 Approx. 50-hour burn time
🌵 Clear glass jar with gold metal lid
🌵 Ships within 2–3 business days
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